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New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love | The Onion -
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Congress, 1924: Rep. Demands Horses Wear Dresses To Hide Foul Penises | The Onion -
Congress, 1924: Rep. Demands Horses Wear Dresses To Hide Foul Penises | The Onion -
I truly don’t know what I’d do without the Onion for a daily chuckle.
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Increasing Number Of Americans Unable To Point Out Map | The Onion -
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Boston Globe Tailors Print Edition For Three Remaining Subscribers | The Onion -
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World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice | The Onion -
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New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users' Ears | The Onion
New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users' Ears | The Onion
I can actually imagine Google coming up with something like this. If nothing else, it’s worth a chuckle. If anyone has issues accessing the video, let me know and I’ll add it to my ever-growing accessibility complaint list for Tumblr.
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U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths | The Onion -
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American Airlines Now Charging Fees To Non-Passengers
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North Dakota Found To Be Harboring Nuclear Missiles
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DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son's Room
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U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting Wasteful Senator Program
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Congressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandwich To Rot On House Floor |
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Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearing
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New College Graduates To Be Cryogenically Frozen Until Job Market Improves
New College Graduates To Be Cryogenically Frozen Until Job Market Improves
A big thanks to @justinromack for retweeting this post from The Onion, America’s finest news source.
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