Last night, we discovered that our laundry room had about a quarter inch of water on the floor because our main drain somehow got clogged. I tried contacting nine different plumbing companies that offer “emergency service” only to find that all of them were booked throughout the night. Finally got someone to come this morning which was fantastic, getting estimates for cleanup and other repairs, not so fantastic. I’d say that this is a sh*tty way to begin the week, but even trying to joke about this hurts too much right now. Oh well, at least my entire weekend didn’t go down the tubes. Huh, maybe it isn’t so hard to joke about this after all.